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The Aviator Dispatch: 1
Engines quit, regulators panic, and someone thinks glass cockpits will save us all. Spoiler: they won’t.
Tony G
April 06, 2025
✈️ Welcome, Sky Junkies
Congratulations—you’ve survived another week without bending metal or arguing with ATC over the phonetic alphabet. Grab your coffee (or Jet-A, we don’t judge), because this week’s edition is packed with news, nonsense, and just enough sarcasm to keep your wings level. Let’s dive in before your checklist gets lonely.
🛩️ Industry News and Updates
At the Aerospace Expo, Vulcanair rolled out its V1 trainer’s latest makeover—now with nearly 200 tweaks, because apparently the last version wasn’t quite “America ready.”
Daher kicked off SUN 'n FUN 2025 by giving its Kodiak 900 and Series III a shiny new stack of avionics and systems upgrades—because nothing says “bush plane chic” like slapping glass panels on a glorified flying pickup truck.
⚖️ Regulatory and Safety Updates
They’ve issued a bulletin asking aircraft operators to spill the beans on any weird behavior, sketchy performance, or maintenance meltdowns since ditching leaded fuel. Translation: “Tell us if this eco-friendly juice is killing your plane.”
Because apparently emailing your shame wasn’t efficient enough, now you can log in and gift-wrap your mishaps straight to the feds—no stamps required.
🦺 Safety Initiatives
In a bold move to keep aluminum from spontaneously rearranging itself across cornfields, 18 aviation orgs and the FAA have launched the “2025 National Pause.” The plan? Beg pilots to stop pretending checklist memory counts as safety training and spend five damn minutes remembering how not to die in a perfectly good airplane.
🔧 Maintenance and Technology
Garmin just dropped the GCO 14, its first-ever carbon monoxide tattletale for aircraft. So now, when your cabin turns into a low-key gas chamber, your avionics will scream at you before your brain checks out mid-flight. Progress!
Moments after takeoff, a Champion 7EC’s engine gave up in dramatic fashion, all thanks to a crusty old fuel primer pump that couldn’t stay locked. With the mixture richer than a hedge fund manager, the engine flooded and quit, leaving the pilot to improvise a powerless descent. Luckily, the landing was smooth, the aircraft stayed in one piece, and the FAA now gets to add “don’t ignore your primer pump” to the long list of lessons pilots learn the hard way.
🌍 Environmental
The International Air Transport Association has bravely stepped forward to announce the obvious—aviation’s 2050 net-zero dream is circling the drain. Their solution? Politely ask oil companies and airlines to try harder, as if guilt-tripping Big Oil and the aviation sector into being greener has ever worked.
🛫 Airport Developments
The Columbus Airport Commission just announced its bold new plan: shut down the airport’s busiest runway for a multi-month concrete facelift from August to November 2025. The result? A big ol’ “nope” to commercial and military ops—including Delta Connection flights—because who really needs takeoffs, anyway? It’s not chaos—it’s infrastructure.
Did you know?
🏆 Most Landings at One Airport in 24 Hours by an Individual:
Thomas Bishop achieved 442 takeoffs and landings in a Pilatus Porter aircraft over a 24-hour period from May 18-19, 2001, at an airfield near Decatur, Texas, USA
✈️ That’s your briefing.
Fly safe, stay sharp, and remember—maintenance is cheaper than maydays. Love ya mean it!
-Tony
P.S.
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